27 5 / 2012
Replace ATLA quotes with bacon
- Yo: You miscalculated. I love bacon more than I fear you.
- Yo: I DON'T NEED ANY CALMING BACON!
- Yo: I will never turn my back on bacon that needs me!
- Yo: I laugh at bacon all the time. Haha, bacon.
- Yo: I know what you really think of me. You think I'm bacon.
- Yo: My first girlfriend turned into bacon.
- Yo: Yeah! Let's break some bacon!
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24 5 / 2012
Dialogue between my cousin and the school principal when we were kids
Principal: What’s something special about you, Matthew?
Matthew: I’m a quarter lesbian!
(Trying to say Lebanese. In front of the whole school.)[via darrenmagic]
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24 5 / 2012
new layout because i was bored
three times the sharks, three times the classy.
